Tractor Traylor Comes Up Big

On a night when only the 6 best looking members of The Sportsmen showed up to play, Tractor "J$" Traylor proved he deserved that big signing bonus. After Brendan's hip was crushed by a fat ass from the other team and we were down to only 5 players for the 2nd half, Tractor (our best conditioned athlete) picked up the slack and dominated both ends of the floor. His never-tired hustle paid off as the Sportsmen defeated Cheap Shots 41-36. We are now 2-1 and tied for 2nd place.

Next week (January 11th) come check us out- we play at 4:00pm at the Creekview gym, 5001 Humboldt Ave N. Afterwards we'll celebrate our victory at our practice facilities- Sporties- with cheap pitchers 'o beer.